Monday, January 17, 2011

Blow Jobs

It's known that I have this weird oral fixation and I like to suck on things. Having a penis to always have in my mouth is really the only perk I can think of when it comes to being in a committed relationship with one person.

So, I noticed that I and my friends have different blow job "styles". After observing them during the act, we all handle a dick differently. One friend alternates stroking and sucking, but never does both of the same time. My other friend does both at the same time, never separately.

He had no complaints, and his only request/suggestion was prior to any oral action when he said "Please don't bite my dick. It's happened before and it just doesn't feel good." Hey, I can respect that. It made me laugh, because a girl that I knew a while ago had a guy who loved it when she gently scraped her teeth up his shaft. I mean, hey... To each his own.

Then it got me thinking... What makes a BAD blow job? Too much suction? No suction? Gagging? Isn't it really dependent on the person receiving the action more so than it is the action itself? I mean, I'm sure there are guidelines to follow, but how can anything so personal be written in stone?

One friend said that, when she gave her first blow job, she spit on it. She SPIT on his PENIS. That made me cringe, because I can't imagine gathering up my saliva, releasing it on his dick, and then swallowing it again. It just makes me nauseated thinking about it. She also sucked his balls. Why did she do all of this? She always sees it in porn... Well, though I'm sure there is some good porn out there that will unintentionally teach you to give a good blow job, the throat-fucking/face smacking that I always come across doesn't seem like something I'm going to try to emulate.

I never really paid attention to my oral technique, but I do notice that I go a lot slower than they do and I use more tongue. I guess I think about how *I* would want a blow job. Until I'm told differently (and hell yeah, I'm open to suggestions from the suckee), I don't see much of a reason to switch this shit up. Though I don't think it matters, because everybody likes different things. Just because I may be fantastic at giving oral to one person does not mean that will be the case with every dick that enters my mouth.

I look forward to perfecting my oral techniques... On men and women alike.

5 comments:

  1. Eww, why would you gob on someone's dick and then put it back in your mouth again!? That's awful! Porn sex isn't real sex! UGH!

    It seems to me like something that you have to practice a while to get. And the technique you use varies from person to person.

    I would assume, it's not like I have experience or anything, right?

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  2. I was on a forum with women who were talking about blow-job porn and how some woman made slurping sounds (like when you get to the end of a drink). They were laughing and saying that she was doing it wrong. That night, I decided to try it on my husband. He's a blessed man, so I couldn't make the sound unless I was only holding his head in my mouth, but he LOVED it.

    I will never let anyone other than my DH tell me there's a wrong way to perform. Trying new stuff is awesome. Luckily both of us can laugh if something doesn't work out.

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  3. Flame, you need to get some dick in that mouth/pussy of yours, man. I think it'd mellow you out a lot, lol.

    "Granny," right one with the head slurpage. I'm glad he loved it, and I'm sorry that the forum of women (who all are probably miserable and eager to call out a troll) are so closed minded with thinking that anything about sex is remotely concrete. Slurp away, baby!

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  4. @Granny- It's only the wrong way if it isn't enjoyable, right? Some people are so convinced that their way is best, when everybody is different.

    @VMB- I know. I just haven't met a dick I really wanted yet. Or, rather, a person it was attached to that I wanted to deal with.

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  5. Oddly enough, my man requests that I spit on his penis. When he first asked me to do it, I thought he was joking. I couldn't see at all how that was appealing...but he asks, and I oblige each time.

    I don't think any men are the same as far as their blow job preferences, so there can't be a set way. Like women, you just have to figure out what works for them. I change it up sometimes, but I also find that he enjoys my "usual" stuff just as much. Then again, he gets it 2-3 times a week, so I'm sure he'd be happy with any technique :X

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